MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS
1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.
2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.
3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.
5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
It’s funny how movie producers will say “no one wants to see a movie exactly like the book so we have to change it to make it interesting for them” when you would never catch a book fan saying ” that movie was too much like the book, I hated it”